Friday, March 23, 2012

Singapore : A country of Extremes

Singapore : A country of Extremes

I just checked the latest results for COE bidding out today and found that the COE for big cars has crossed the $80K mark[Lnk]. Singapore has the highest cost of car ownership in the world and I wonder if we have the highest cost of car ownership excluding the price of the car! In many places you can get a brand new Mercedes for less than the price of that piece of paper[Example].

The COE is just one example of an extreme that Singaporeans have to cope with in their struggle for a better quality of life. While it is often argued that these schemes are necessary for various reasons, we should think about the outcomes and the cumulative effects of these extremes on  ordinary Singaporeans. For me, I find it quite amazing how Singaporeans have come to accept these extremes - the same situation that will make citizens of other countries jump and scream - yet our leaders express their view that Singaporeans lack resilience [Resilience building challenging for S'pore]and are too dependent on the govt.

Singaporeans pay the 2nd highest electricity tariffs in the world[Link]. Our leaders are paid the highest salaries in the world even after the recent 'cuts'. We have the most expensive public housing in the world. The biggest income gap among developed countries - nobody comes close except USA which occasionally beat us...but the people there have been occupying Wall Street for months due to the income inequality and we can't even find people to show up at Raffles Place. Our fertility rate has plunged to be the lowest among 222 countries. [See CIA's factbook]. We now have the 2nd highest population density in the world[Link]. Highest foreign influx outside the middle east. We have the 2nd highest per capita execution rate in the world[Link] after this country known as Turkmenistan which is run by mad dictators.

Singaporean workers work the longest hours according to ILO[Link] (without minimum wages). Workers have the 2nd highest stress level in Asia[Link]. Singapore has the fastest growing number of millionaires [Link] likely due to the naturalisation of high net worth individuals here for the low taxes. The 2 casinos here have overtaken the total revenue of casinos in Las Vegas[Link], Lee Kuan Yew left his PM job as the world's longest serving prime minister[Link]. We also have the world's the longest-serving prisoner of conscience, Chia Thye Poh [Link]whose detention exceeded that of Nelson Mandela[Link].

Singaporean workers are the world's unhappiest[Link]. Singaporeans shoulder the heaviest share of healthcare expediture among developed countries and our govt % expenditure of healthcare is the lowest. Our expenditure on defense express as a % of the govt budget exceeds that of Israel.

The foreign maids in Singapore are the among lowest paid in the world[Link] - large part of what you pay goes to the levy yet the whole country can debate for months over giving the maid one day off per week when this is mandatory in every other country where they are better paid. Singapore probably has some of the best educated cabbies in the world due to severe structural unemployment - it is not uncommon to meet a cabby with a degree and if you're lucky, you can met the one with a PhD from Stanford[Link].

Our team based (GRC) election system is quite unique in the world and generate results that are also very unusual - a govt opposed by 40% of the people has 95% of the seats in parliament.

We have elderly cleaners [Elderly toilet cleaners a sad reflection of society here] - they are sometimes so old that even people from developing countries like China and Phillipines get a shock when they see these cleaners. Singaporeans have the highest savings rate in the world due to the CPF scheme but more than half will not have enough (minimum sum) to retire on. Singapore has one of the highest reserves per capita in the world - large part of which comes from the the sale of public housing to Singaporeans many of whom now have great difficulty retiring unless they are willing to lose their homes.

It is strange how we have come to accept some of these extremes as normal over time. When you talk about spending a little less on defense some Singaporeans will worry about being less secure. When we discuss about giving maids one day off Singaporeans worry about what the maid will during their day off - yet they trust the maid to look after their expensive homes and their children. When we cut the pay of our leaders which was the highest in the world, we cut it to a level that is still the highest in the world. The govt is terrified of giving a little to the poor elderly so that they do not have to work yet they are okay with with losing a few tens of billions of our reserves in bad investments.

There is a tipping point when people begin to see reality for what it is and the distortion becomes hard for the mind to accept. There will be a point when change becomes inevitable and people begin to push things from the extreme back to normal - the propaganda can only do so much for so long. I often wonder if it is going to be a long slow process towards normality or we are going to snap out of this deep hypnosis by a single event in 2016.
Thoughts of a contented Singaporean who has lived in Singapore for 40 years.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Sales tax is still regressive, gravity still sucks, and George Osborne is still a delusional ideologue

In 2010, UK Chancellor George Osborne surprised the world's economists by declaring that VAT (the UK's ubiquitous sales- and value-added tax) was a progressive tax; this is surprising because there's widespread agreement that sales-taxes are regressive, and bite harder on poor people than rich people. Now the Office of National Statistics has confirmed what economists (except Mr Osborne) already knew: VAT is inherently regressive: "the poorest fifth spent 9.8% of their disposable income on goods attracting VAT in 2009/10, while the richest fifth spent 5.3%." Of course, VAT was only 17.5% then. I'm sure things are much better now that it's 20%.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

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Saturday, March 06, 2010

27th February 2010 - A Day to Remember

27 months after I know you.
27 February 2010, on your 27th birthday.
27 red roses and 27 ways I love you.
A new phase of our life has begun...


The mission began on Friday night, when I picked Nat up after her event at Chijmes. Upon reaching her place, I hid in her room first and I surprised her with 27 red roses when she entered. Kudos to Nic for helping to place the flowers in the room. We then watched our favourite anime until close to 2a.m. As I had to wake up at 3a.m. to go to work later (Deployment weekend), I decided to stay over.



















27 red roses to start her birthday


Time flew by quickly. I crawled out of bed and went to office in the dead of the night. I intended to catch some shut-eye in office to prepare myself for the big day, but little did I know that the Computer Centre would be so freaking cold in the morning. And I ended up shivering all alone.

At 10a.m., I gave Nat a wake-up call, and provided a sweetener on her table. It's a little poem/note thingy titled: "27 ways I love you". She loved it! Looks like I can be a pro-poet when I want to.

After my work, Nat and I went for our scheduled facial session in FIL. This was a godsend! I slept through everything and probably snored and drooled as well. Shiok! The facial also made me more photogenic. Wahaha


Next was lunch at Ootaya. There, the next surprise was revealed.



















A photo album of our adventures! After spending countless nights doing it up, the efforts did not go to waste as she started tearing (but it's too early!).



















Nat seems happy with the album


I didn't plan anything after lunch, as I may need to go back to office for last min calls. Thankfully, it wasn't required, so the afternoon was spent accompanying Nat on her shopping spree in OC. She spent quite some time in Molecule shopping for Clarice's housewarming gifts, and I thick-skinnedly fell asleep on their display couches. Seeing how tired I was, we then snuck into the priority lounge in OC, where I slept on the couch for about an hour. Nat just sat next to me playing the DS game Miles Edgeworth.

When I woke up, it was time for dinner! We went to The Sage along Md Sultan. I chose this restaurant for its good reviews on their duck liver, one of Nat's favourite food. It turned out to be the perfect choice. The food was marvelous; The service, perfect; The ambience, romantic (that is, until a group of rowdy angmohs came in) . Also, the lady boss was very attentive. She gave Nat a complimentary birthday cake, all because I made a passing remark that it's her birthday during the reservation! As for the duck liver, it was heavenly, and huge! Definitely top marks!
























Check out the size of the foie gras!!



















We sure enjoyed the dinner.


After dinner, I sent Nat home, where her family secretly prepared for our arrival. I then gathered them on the pretext of celebrating her birthday. However, when she opened the cake box, there was no "Happy Birthday" written on it. Instead....



















What happened next was pro-ly documented in the video by Nic.

video


An interesting note: After the proposal, Jubilee, Nat's big dog, wanted to be a part of the celebration as well! She stole the ring box which I placed on the table, and permanently scarred it :(



















The box, memorably damaged.


And thus begins a new phase for Gordon and Natalie.



















I will love you forever.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Series of questions

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the tea ch er explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?
The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'
Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teach er : 'Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Interesting Statistics

Watch and stress

So cute